WHO WE ARE

The Nigerian Cunts were crafted by Betelgeuse and You to spread Nigerian values and ideals through Ravencroft's 2v2 Basketball Tournament. We quickly became the best and most popular team in the tournament and won the first championship we entered, demonstrating the power of Nigerian culture to the ignorant. After tremendous fan outcry over the referee showing bias against the Nigerian Cunts during our second tournament, we decided to express the power of Nigeria through means other than sporting events.

WHAT WE DO

We are a group of devotees dedicated to preaching the Nigerian way.

THE NIGERIAN WAY

Nigerianism: The official religion of the Nigerian Cunts. General Consensus Nigerians are a humble group of autists that thoroughly spread their beliefs regarding their religion in many various ways. The Nigerian culture and lifestyle highly relies on the methods of Nigerianism. All Nigerians under this religion are considered to share an equal amount of power among one another. Nigerians and their power will never be disrupted, nor will this power be broken up under the religious method of Nigerianism. Without this ever so important religion, preaching the Nigerian way would not be possible. Nigerians express Nigerianism with self-expression methods such as poetry, building, ritualistic banter and other verbal preaching.

Morale

Follow the below guidelines to ensure you are a true Nigerian.

- Furries, bronies, weeaboos and homosexuals are automatically deemed anti-Nigerian and will be rejected and or executed immediately without question.

- A certain level of autism is required to be deemed a true Nigerian. Those who are not autistic enough or are not autistic anymore will be deemed anti-Nigerian.

- True Nigerians never ignore fellow Nigerian opinions regarding certain subjects.

- All Nigerians are considered to have equal power as their fellow Nigerians, even their leaders. Any Nigerian who tries to overpower another will be deemed anti-Nigerian.

- Nigerians must spread their Nigerian beliefs throughout the forums and other locations/events. Not doing so is considered going against the Nigerianism religion and will result in you being excommunicated from the Nigerian religion.

Conclusion

The Nigerianism religion declaration is always open to amendments by fellow Nigerians. Please do speak up as all opinions are taken into account when amending this official document. Those whose suggestions are added to the declaration will have their signatures honored below.

HOW DO I BECOME A NIGERIAN?

You must answer this question:

Quote from: Betelgeuse on January 14, 2014, 11:08:15 PM:

"As The Lord of the Nigerian, I must ask you one thing before I let you become one of us. What is the most Nigerian things you've done?"

Those who are deemed anti-Nigeria will never be let in, such as furries and bronies.

LIST OF MEMBERS

All Nigerians are equal and all of their opinions are taken into account during any clan decision, making ranks obsolete.

Betelgeuse ID: 12369
You ID: 29056
Cowboy6 ID: 33249
Racerboy ID: 25064
Legodude77 ID: 23316
Renousim ID: 44473
Sentry ID: 12027
Candy Apple ID: 46363
Alkatjo ID: 17532
D3ATH LORD ID: 11326
SeventhSandwich ID: 27887
Toxicology ID: 29865
TristanLuigi ID: 26659
Devicehasbeenmodified ID: 10104
Hodototman ID: 18947
Champion ID: 42701
Omicron Corp ID: 14521
Jerome ID: 39143
F3d323 ID: 16186
Cool Boi ID: 16376
Hacker ID: 5697
Gsterman ID: 20053
Argon ID: 28096
Aware ID: 9374
Bomberguy ID: 44640
Blake1 ID: 45718
Dallas Dick Kicker ID: 60203
SquartleTurtle ID: 44037
TeeOS/TeePot ID: 26446
Renekar ID: 21592
Dezi ID: 61165
Gatysh ID: 9199
Cassord ID: 44288
Deve ID: 94553
Cca ID: i am far too lazy to find out
badspat ID: 47569

High Priest of Nigeria
Betelgeuse

Nigerideads
No one (yet).

Former Nigerians
Pass ID: 380
Ravencroft